Nothing at all to do with livers at all whatsoever even.

[Brett11]

A dozen oysters ✔️

Romantic music ✔️

Mood lighting ✔️

A boy dog ✔️

Our lovely Nell dog✔️

Have I forgotten anything?

This will be her first litter. Pure breed Border Collie.

OMG! I’ll be a grandma 😂

[Porphyriamaniac]

Congrats grandma! 😂😂😂😂 xxxx

[Brett11 in reply to Porphyriamaniac]

Not yet Stacie,

Oscar either had stage fright or Nell “bats for the other side “. I can’t be having a queer doggy. What would the neighbors say? 😯😂

We will see what happens on their next date night.

[Porphyriamaniac in reply to Brett11]

😂😂😂😂 I just spat my coffee out reading that! Xxxx

[smp071266 in reply to Brett11]

Give them a bit of privacy brett11 !

[Gjkas in reply to Brett11]

Aww great stuff. 👍🙄😉😍

[Garyvh]

Hahaha 😂

Aw collies. We have a blue merl one, she's not KC standard though.

She OD'd on some Adcal recently. I thought I'd put it way out of her reach but you know what collies are like once your back is turned!

Anyway she was OK, after a costly overnight stay at the vets. Still, best dogs ever.

Can I have one of your puppets when they arrive!? 😊

[Brett11 in reply to Garyvh]

Of course you can Garyvh.

You can pay postage though.

[G1nny]

Have a great time grandma! One of my huge dogs gave birth to a large litter of 17! 2 did not survive but 15 was a huge event!

[Hidden]

Brett11,

Here's hoping the next date goes well with the desire for an overnite LOL.

Mary

[Brett11]

Anyone want to buy a dog? One careful owner and the doggy comes fully virginated lol

[Hidden]

Wow Brett you talk about my spelling but i would have to work at a deciphering unitto get that post. Is it because you’re now an aussi 🤭😀

[Brett11]

OK. OK two smiles.

You got me.

I’ve been up all night (again) wondering why you call yourself two smiles.

Is it because you have got a new liver and that’s your second smile??

Cheers Brett11

(Or am I ? Brett11? This may be the updated version. Brett 11.5?🤔😁

PS. I just learnt these smiley things so I’m going to use them everywhere!!

🤷‍♀️✔️🧚‍♀️

Ok ok! Reading other posts really does help to troll someone lol. Congratulations on your new liver Mr Twosmiles. Can you post me your old one? I’m sure it’s better than the one I have at the moment. A wet sponge dipped in tar would be remarkably better than the thing I have now.

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Hi again Brett11

Everytime you post you meke me smile so im at about fifteensmiles now 😀

Well im sure you can guess my real first name but some “swine” (i mean someone quicker or younger - definitely younger than me - had already nabbed my preferred nick, so i just went up one 🤪). Like you i only fairly recently discovered these face things - emojis?). But i am 64 - yoiks.

So you must be brett 🤪?

PS i can assure you my “old one” (right name 😀) you would not want. I can just imagine the students looking at it and muttering what a pratt + didnt he realise what he was doing to himself? The truth is no i didnt. I was bought up in barbados and you could drink anything once you were 16 (or a lot less if you were nice to the barmen) and i adored Mount Gay Rum 😀😀😀😀- look foursmiles 😀) we were never told anything of the dangers of drinking.

Keep on with your entertaining posts brett and i hope you “improve” soon..

[Brett11 in reply to Hidden]

I loved Barbados. Went there on a cruise once. Didn’t taste the rum though.

My real name is Smegballmcboatface but someone else had that username 🤥😁

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Good on you, mate (in Australian accent - is mate allowed?)

[Hidden in reply to Brett11]

Hahaa my brain just managed to read 2nd sentence. Did i say i was getting better?

[Brett11]

Shiela, Mate, oi you, Bob. I answer to everything lol