Some different words for this Monday............Before It Starts......KOTC

[KingoftheCocktails]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BEFORE IT STARTS

I came home the other day, sat down in my favourite chair, turned on the TV '

and said to my wife,

''Quick bring me a beer before it starts.''

She looked a bit puzzled but brought me my beer.

When I had downed it,I shouted through to the kitchen to her

''Quick ,bring me another beer. It's going to start .''

She seemed a little angry, but brought me another beer.

When that beer was gone, I said,

''Quick bring me another beer before it starts.''

''That's it'' she blows her top, ''You lazy thing. you waltz in here, flop down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around after you like your slave.

Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?''

I looked at the wife .Sighed

..............''Oh dear, it has started.''

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