A woman met me in a bar.
We started talking,sort of made friends
and we ended up leaving together.
We got back to my place,and I showed her around my apartment (please don't tell my wife about my apartment).
She noticed that one wall of my bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears(please don't tell my wife about the bears)
There are three shelves in my bedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows,covering the entire wall !(please don't tell the wife because she says I am untidy)
It was obvious that I had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought I had put into organising the display(please don't tell the wife because she thinks I am a disorganised person at home)
I have small bears along the bottom shelf.medium sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf and huge,enormus bears running along the top shelf.
(please don't tell the wife,she'll think I've gone soft)
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy like myself to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.
She is quite impressed with my sensitive side but doesn't mention it to me.
We shared a bottle of wine(please don't tell the wife,she thinks I am Teetotal) and continued talking and after a while she found herself thinking
'Oh my God! May be this guy could be the one!'(she's going to get a surprise if the wife finds out,please don't tell her)
''Maybe this could be the future father of my children?''
She turned to me and WOW kissed me lightly on the lips(don't tell the wife but)
I responded warmly
We continued to kisss and the passion built up.I romantically lifted her in my arms and carried her into my bedroom where we ripped off each other's clothes and made hot steamy love.
She was so overwhelmed that she responded with more passion,more creativity,more heat than she has ever known
After an intense,explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy(me) we are lying there in the after glow.
She rolled over and gently stroked my chest and asked me coyly
''Well how was it?''
I smile gently at her
stroked her cheek,
looked deeply into her eyes
and said
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Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.........
Richard
Your Daily tonic
BREATHE EASY= FRIENDSHIP
Go to Beathe Easy start talking and make friends
Join your local Breathe Easy.Details are available from BLF Helpline 03000 030 555 Mon-Fri
10am 6pm Or take a look at the British Lung Foundation website
Very funny - send a bear or the wife gets it ! xx
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