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..................I went out for a drink.....KOTC

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.................................My State of Art Watch

I walked into my local( 'The Nags Head' how appropriate! )

and took a seat next to a very attractive young lady.

I gave her a quick glance then casually looked at my watch for a moment.

The young lady noticed this and asked me ''Is your date running late?''

''No'' I told her, ''I just got this state of the art watch. and I was just testing it..''

The intrigued young lady asked me, ''A state of the art watch ?''

What's so special about it?''

I had to explain to her that ''It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.''

She said, ''What is it telling you now?''

''Well it says you're not wearing any panties.''

She giggled and replied,' 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!''

I smiled, tapped my watch and said to her

''B----y things an hour fast!''

KOTC

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appyalison

Ha ha ha, he he he, ho ho ho. How naughty, king. What did you do in that hour .........? Shshsh, I won't tell if you don't ... :-) :-) Alison

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toappyalison

I >@P}:)&%$£@'s Alison

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music

good one king

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tomusic

Time goes by Eh? music

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chellshock

Very good had a little chuckle

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tochellshock

Only a little chuckle! chellshock

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hufferpuffer

Naughty one! can we have some more please! :D XXX

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

All in good time! hufferpuffer

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longlungs

hiya KOTC I laughed out loud loveit.Janexx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolonglungs

That's what I like to hear longlungs

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Toci

Cheeky! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toToci

CHEEKY from ear to ear Toci

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Mocarey

Naughty naughty!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toMocarey

But oh so nice Mocarey

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mahunamoon

tut tut hahahahahahaha

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tomahunamoon

Yep mahunamoon

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mahunamoon

lol KingoftheCocktails lol

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bubbles37

1 of the best ive heard in a while

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tobubbles37

The best is yet to come! bubbles37

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bubbles37 in reply toKingoftheCocktails

kotc I really wish u could b up on the stage so millions more people could enjoy ur jokes ur 1 of the best!

Very clever! Good to have a laugh from you again,xxx

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More to come Wendells

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