.............There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes, Here is a true female joke.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends,when
Richard, a tall, extremely handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered.
Richard was so striking that the woman could not take their eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare
and walked directly toward her(As any man would)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, Richard leaned over and whispered
to her ''I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky
for £20.00....on one condition....''
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.
Richard replied ''You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words''
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and the slowly removed a £20 note
from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes,
barely concealing her anticipation and excitement and slowly
and meaningfully said.....
''Decorate my house.''
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