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There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when, Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00...on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said:

"Decorate my house."

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Poppymichael7

Wish I could meet that man as I'm not up to decorating now. Could sure do with a painter to do some emulsioning for me. Ha ha

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longlungs

Haha again loved it clever lady.:) Janexx

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wowsa

And me Poppymichael7. On the other hand, if he's "that" good looking ........ ?!!

L loved that - would he be willing to do some gardening as well!

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maggie44

Both my husband and I chuckled at this! Thanks

Maggie

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Smiler001

lol this is great x

Nice one , join the club of the jokers. Berwick xxx

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Mocarey

Loved it! M

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david123

just love it

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junespoon

Sounds good to me, nice one, Heather, x

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KingoftheCocktails

Superb

KOTC

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Mavary

I love it. Definitely one for the women.

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