An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling
asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:
You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across,
held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments
later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached
across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep..
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck." Angrily
he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?"
"To get my teeth!"
DOWN AT THE OLD PEOPLES HOME
80-year old Bessie bursts into the dining room at the old peoples home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," Anyone who can guess
what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in
the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close