To brighten your evening


An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling

asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:

You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across,

held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments

later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached

across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep..

Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck." Angrily

he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?"

she asked.

"To get my teeth!"



80-year old Bessie bursts into the dining room at the old peoples home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces," Anyone who can guess

what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in

the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close


24 Replies

  • Thanks, Bobby. I was sitting here thinking how tired I was and would it be put right by a glass of wine. Hey presto, a witticism from your good self. Thanks!!

  • Anytime Anne, anytime.

    Bobby xxxxx

  • For what, I wonder, Bobby!!!

  • Behave! Bad girl!

    Bobby xxxxx

  • Your mind, Bobby!

  • I have a very clean mind. Is a good boy.

    Bobby xxxxx

  • Since when?


  • Since I was brainwashed as a child. lol


  • I am calling for my chaperone, Hi, Scrobs, where are you?

  • Hi Annie, I'm home!!!! Been out tonight being all cultural - a poetry evenin' - so am resisting the urge to rhyme my replies :) Chaperoning duties not a problem !

  • That was very funny. :)

  • The old 'uns are the best ones Chell.

    Bobby xxxx

  • I have found that xxx

  • Are you talking about yourself?


  • That's no fair Richard, especially after I left Scrobby for you. he he


  • Thanks for the laugh, keep them coming

  • Thanks Bobby xxx

  • Bessie is a gal after me own heart, go Bessie !!!!

  • Oh thanks Bobby, I really enjoyed those, they took me back to the good old days


    The Witch


  • Hiya Witchy

    I remember me dad telling me about the good old days. lol

    Bobby xxxx

  • Nice one, brightened my

  • Brightened my morning too and the sun is coming out !, I'm going to clean the kitchen.

    Lib x

  • I have to do mine today too, Lib - shall we do synchronised cleaning? xx

  • wonderfull had to borrow this. ta muchly

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