A Story For Friday: Late one night this... - British Heart Fou...

British Heart Foundation

50,164 members31,662 posts

A Story For Friday

MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJHHeart Star
12 Replies

Late one night this guy is speeding down the empty road. A cop sees him go flying past so chases him and pulls him over. The cop goes up to the car and when the man rolls down the window, he asks, "Are you aware of how fast you were going, sir?"

The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."

The cop looks at him disbelievingly and asks him, "Were you the one being robbed, sir?"

The man casually replies, "Oh no, I was the one who committed the robbery. I was escaping."

The cop is shocked and surprised that the man has admitted this so freely. He says, "So you're telling me you were speeding...AND committed a robbery?"

"Oh yes," replies the man calmly. "I have all the loot in the back."

The cop is now starting to get angry and says, "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me" as he reaches into the window to take the car keys out of the ignition.

The man shouts, "Don't do that! I'm afraid that you'll find the gun in my glove compartment!" At this the cop pulls his hand out of the window and says, "Wait here" as he returns to his car and calls for backup.

Soon there are cars, cops and helicopters all over, everywhere you look. The man is quickly dragged out of his car, handcuffed and taken towards a cop car.

However, just before he is put in the car and taken away a cop walks up to him and says, while pointing at the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer tells us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we didn't find any of these things in your car."

The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"

Written by
MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJH
Heart Star
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
12 Replies

that was definitely a laugh out loud one. Thanks

Etblue profile image
Etblue

Michael JH. Thanks you are a hoot🤣🤣🤣🤣you bring a smile/laugh each time with one of your clever/funny posts. Excellent for my health. Take care and enjoy your day

MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJHHeart Star in reply to Etblue

Thank you, and everyone else, for the positive comments. I have the odd negative one plus the occasional VM suggesting these posts are inappropriate to the forum. But even more since my amputation I realise you need sense of humourto avoid being dragged down by health issues!

MummaSoap profile image
MummaSoap

Absolutely brilliant!! That had me in stitches 🤣🤣

Heythrop51 profile image
Heythrop51

Good one Michael! I was wondering what the punch line was right up to the end!

you got me guessing to the end with that one.......

Laurap18 profile image
Laurap18

Love it 😂 Now I know what to do if a cop stops me

devonian186 profile image
devonian186 in reply to Laurap18

Laurap

If you ever use this on a real cop can you email us all the results from your prison cell?

But its a great joke!

Cee-Cee1 profile image
Cee-Cee1

Brilliant Michael - thank you! Hope you don't mind but I'm just copy & pasting this to send to my boss who was stopped for speeding this week 😁 Bet I'll be popular on Monday (not!) when he reads it over the weekend. 😂👍

MichaelJH profile image
MichaelJHHeart Star in reply to Cee-Cee1

No problem. It originated in the US I imagine!

Astronomyrules profile image
Astronomyrules

Thank you for the laughs😂

Jedi14 profile image
Jedi14

Nice one!

You may also like...

true story

almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No...

A Story For The Weekend

DO YOU HEAR ME?\\" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says,...

Virtual lift Friday anyone

Good news on a Friday

My Angina Story - 2024