Who cant hear

[Sanpedro2019]

A man goes to the doctor concerned about his wifes hearing .The doctor says go home and tell me how far you were from ⁵she hears you .He goes home his wife is in the kitchen chopping carrots about 15 feet away he asks what's for tea no answer when he's 7 feet he asks again no answer He is almost up to her and asks again she turns around ans says for the third time BEEF STEW

[Lezzers]

Took me 3 reads before I got it 😂

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Lezzers]

What you like xx

[Lezzers in reply to Sanpedro2019]

Probably because it's too close to home, we're always arguing who's the most deaf! 😂 X

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Lezzers]

Same at my house in fact we are both having hearing tests next week and we will see hopes it's me x

[Lezzers in reply to Sanpedro2019]

😂 Let us know who does win! Xx

[Stuart2441]

Well a bit near the knuckle and I apologise for any offence for slight beforehand but I remember my ex going to the doctor who was also slightly deaf and he said "right, what's your problem"? She said "I think I have acute Angina". He said you have a lovely face as well Now what is the problem😂

[Gladwyn in reply to Stuart2441]

I didn't get Sanpredos but got this one straight away .... what does that say about my mind I wonder? Lmao 😱

[NorthantsSteve]

You’ve got to be careful visiting the Cardiologist with dodgy hearing. Friend of mine went to hospital to get his heart checked out. Couple of days later he was walking down the road with a beautiful woman and a great big smile on his face when he met his Cardiologist.

The Cardiologist said ‘you’re doing really well aren’t you?’

My friend said ‘I’m just doing what you said. “Get a hot Momma and be cheerful”.

The Cardiologist said: ‘I didn’t say that. I said you’ve got a heart murmur - be careful’.

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to NorthantsSteve]

Good one

[VelvetSky]

Neat!