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David (89) has proposed to Joan (92) and she has accepted. They are walking the village High Street and decided to pop to the chemist.

David asks the pharmacist "Do you stock heart medication?"

"Of course we do" the pharmacist replies

"Medication for rheumatism and arthritis?"

"But naturally"

David then whispers "And little blue pills?"

"Where would we be without them?" the pharmacist smiles

"Medicines for constipation and headaches?"

"One of our staples"

"Vitamins, sleeping pills, antacids?"

"Of course"

"Wheelchairs and walkers?"

"All speeds and sizes"

David says "Can we do our wedding present list here?"

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Beta70

Brilliant love it!

Hello :-)

Needed a laugh and your post did just that so thank you :-) x

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Heythrop51

As already on BP and cholesterol meds you do wonder what lies ahead?

Gave me a chuckle Michael! :)

How times change 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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JoN1970

Very funny made me lol🀣

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WeCanDoIt1

🀣

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VelvetSky

So TrueπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Routemaster

Great start to the morning!

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Becksagogo

Brilliant. Thank you!

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jowalk6

Thanks for the laugh Michael. Needed that this morning πŸ˜ƒ x

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C66t

Your are gas.πŸ˜„

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Handel

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Superb Michael. Hope you're doing OK. All the best. Jan

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Smitty1956

Lol! Thanks for the laugh.

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stargazerhelen

Brill love it. Made me smile. Never too old to dreamπŸ˜€

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