David (89) has proposed to Joan (92) and she has accepted. They are walking the village High Street and decided to pop to the chemist.
David asks the pharmacist "Do you stock heart medication?"
"Of course we do" the pharmacist replies
"Medication for rheumatism and arthritis?"
"But naturally"
David then whispers "And little blue pills?"
"Where would we be without them?" the pharmacist smiles
"Medicines for constipation and headaches?"
"One of our staples"
"Vitamins, sleeping pills, antacids?"
"Of course"
"Wheelchairs and walkers?"
"All speeds and sizes"
David says "Can we do our wedding present list here?"