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My wife and i went to see a magician who was brilliant. He did lots of illusions and tricks .We went to see him after the show .I asked him how he did a particular illusion he replied if i tell you i will have to kill you .I.said.tell the wife

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Sunnie2day

OK, I laughed despite hoping my husband doesn't:)

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Lezzers

😂 😂 Very good

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