Joke

[Sanpedro2019]

Man goes into pet shop wanting a canary There are some on the bottom of the cage and some on on the top How much are the canary s ,,The ones on the bottom £10 the ones on the top £20 what's the difference the ones on the top are higher purchase

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Why should you never kiss a canary?

You'll catch chirpies.

It's a canarial disease.

There's no tweetment.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

I went to the Canary Islands and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the Virgin Islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either.

[Hidden in reply to MichaelJH]

😂😂😂

[seasider18 in reply to MichaelJH]

We went to Kangaroo Island off Adelaide for four days and only saw one Kangaroo.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

What’s the difference between me and a canary?

The canary can put a deposit on a Porsche!

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Can you drive. Toyota Camry and be cool?.😎

Sorry mixed up my Canary and Camry! ☹️

[VelvetSky]

Started the day again with a laugh, well done, thanks!

[Becksagogo]

Yes thank you for your very silly one liners! Made me chuckle.