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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What did the fish say when he posted bail?

"I'm off the hook!"

Why do oysters go to the gym?

It's good for the mussel

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Purpled

🤣

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Lezzers

Keep em coming 😂

Good ones! Thanks😆

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Snowdrops_17

Yes Michael, good jokes 🤣😂🤣😁😁

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Shoshov

keep up the good work michael🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nice one Michael!! 😊😊

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kefalonia1

Hi, your posts are so funny and uplifting lately, this is exactly what this site needs at the moment, well done for injecting humour. Are you on happy pills? lf so l want what you're having!!! Take care, Sue.

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VelvetSky

Nice one, keep em coming!

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Janma123

You should have posted those on Thursday so they popped up on Friday!! Made me smile anyway!!

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Handel

We look forward to these snippets!! Don't stop ! xx

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They say laughter is the best medicine! 😁

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Handel in reply toMichaelJH

It certainly is. So good to have a light hearted snippet every now and again. Thanks Michael. xxx

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