Hi Michael, I tried to post a funny picture but it won't copy to here! I'm afraid all my jokes come from my childhood and would have been heard by many already.
Very good Michael. Hope your doing ok. Here is a joke from my school days.There was this woman called shutup. She had two sons, one called trouble the other called manners. One day while she was out for a walk, she lost trouble. So she went to the police station and said I've lost my son. Name, asked the policeman. Shutup. Are you looking for trouble. Why yes. Where's your manners. Outside sitting on the doorstep.
Don't think I have heard that joke from my school days.
Hi Michael, thanks for starting this made me smile this morning. Needed this as had a bad day yesterday culminated in backing into the drive, clipping the brick pillar in neighbours garden which promptly fell down, felt a complete idiot, fortunately neighbours laughed, insurance will repair. So your jokes have cheered me up.
I just could not work out how my seat belt worked. And then it clicked!
A man went into his GP and said “Doctor I’m confused, sometimes I think I’m a Teepee and others I think I’m a Wigman.” The Doctor replies “you’re obviously two tents.”
Only one I can ever remember. Two old men were sitting in the garden outside the nursing home when suddenly an old lady ran past, absolutely stark naked. "What on earth was that?" asked one man. "No idea " replied the other "but it didn't half need ironing".
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