A little light relief in the wake of the news on meat products.

[xandii]

Worried man: Doctor help me ! I've eaten one of those lasagne things and I'm worried

what it will do to me.

Doctor: Well I can't find anything wrong with you at the moment but you must

watch what you eat in future.

Worried man: I will......I'll book a season ticket for Ascot this afternoon!!

[goodlife]

Ha ha I must admit I would rather eat horse than cat or dog....great joke xandii xx

[SuenMike]

Very good!

I have eaten horse in Belgium, but I knew it was horse, and advertised as such. It was very nice and as it was casseroled, it would have been very difficult to know if it was beef or horse.

Like Goodlife, I would rather eat horse than cat or dog!

[picklepops]

Ha ha I am going to share that

[lesleyg]

Love it - must tell the parents (they love a good joke)

Les