KEEPING THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE
No cheating.
No cribbing
No looking the answers up on the web
All answers to be written in pencil on a clean sheet of paper.
1 Johnny's mother had three children.The first child was named April,the second child was named May.What is the third child's name?.
2 There is a clerk at the butchers shop,he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size thirteen shoes. What does he weigh?
3 Before Mt Everest was discovered,what was the highest mountain in the world?
4 How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5 What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?
6 Billy was born on December 28th ,yet his birthday is always in the summer.How is this possible?.
7 In Nottingham you cannot take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.Why not?
8 What was the Prime Ministers name in 1975?
9 If you were running a race,and you passed the person in 2nd place What place would you be in now?
10 Which is correct to say''The yolk of the egg are white'' or ''The yolk of the egg is white''?
11 If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
HERE ARE THE ANSWERS
NO CHEATING
1 Johnny's mother had three children.The first was named April.The second child was named May.What was the third child's name?
Answer; Johnny of course
2There is a clerk in the butchers shop,he is five foot ten inches tall and wears size thirteen shoes.What does he weigh?
Answer; Meat
3 Before Mt Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer;.Mt Everest ,it just wasn't discovered yet.
( you're not very good at this are you?)
4How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer ; There is no dirt in a hole.
(You fell into that one)
5What word in the dictionary is always spelt incorrectly?
Answer; Incorrectly
6 Billy was born on December 28th,yet his birthday is always in the summer.How is this possible?
Answer; Billy lives in the southern hemisphere
(could do better)
7 In Nottingham,you cannot take a photo of a man with a wooden leg.Why not?
Answer; You can't take photos with a wooden leg.You need a camera to take photos.
8 What was the Prime Ministers name in 1975?
Answer; The same as it is now-David Cameron(oh come on .....)
9 If you were running a race,and you passed the person in 2nd place,what place would you be in now?
Answer; You would be 2nd. Well you passed the person
in second place not first.
(and I thought you had brains)
10 Which is correct to say,''The yolk of an egg are white '' or ''The yolk of the egg is white''?
Answer; Neither the yolk of an eggis yellow(Duh)
11If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in another field,how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all together?
Answer;One.If he combines all of his haystacks together they all become one big stack.
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