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How to keep a woman happy Hee Hee

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Hi all Health Unlockeders

It's not difficult to keep a woman Happy.

A man only needs to be:

1 A friend

2 A companion

3 A lover

4 A brother

5 A father

6 A master

7 A chef

8 An electrician

9 A carpenter

10 A plumber

12 A decorator

13 A stylist

14 A ologist

15 A cologist

16 A Psychologist

17 A pest exterminator

18 A psychiatrist

19 A healer

20 A good listener

21 An organiser

22 a good farher

23 Very clean

24 Sympathetic

25 Athletic

26 Warm

27 Attentive

28 Gallant

29 Intellegent

30 Funny

31 Creative

32 Tender

33 Strong

34 Understanding

35 Tolerant

36 Prudent

37 Ambitous

38 Capable

39 Courageous

40 Determined

41 True

42 Dependable

43 Passionate

44 Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45 Give her complimemts regularly

46 Love shopping

47 Be honest

48 Be very rich

49 Not stress her out

50 Not look at other girls

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51 Give her lots of attention,but expect little yourself

52 Give her lots of time,especially for herself

53 Give her lots of space,never worrying about were she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54 Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

Wait for it!!!!!

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1 Leave him alone

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maggiemay42

where can I get one of these from perhaps a note to santa ? lol

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tomaggiemay42

There ar not many of us around !!!!!

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Lynne1955

Very good!

Lynne xx

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linsabout

And wash his own socks...

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hufferpuffer

youtube.com/watch?v=RfHnzYE... To dream! :) x

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fishtail in reply tohufferpuffer

made me tingle from head to toe,I shed a tear or two.such a beautiful meaningful song.thank you.x

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iandunc

Surely, the magic words also play a key part :)

"Yes Dear" :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toiandunc

Yes Dear

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warwickstag

Like my father said to me when I asked him the secret of a happy marriage. He thought a bit and slowly answered "just remember 3 little words" and I thought I know what's coming and he surprised me by declaring "that's right dear"

Wise words

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KingoftheCocktails in reply towarwickstag

And wasn't he right!

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