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Lesson 1

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, β€œI’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

β€œWho was that?” β€œIt was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. β€œGreat!” the husband says, β€œDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Excellent! Xx πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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It is a verbal contract, 800 $ consideration is for dropping the towel, not the money owed to her husband

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Keep them coming Melnel πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ xx

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Very good x

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