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Having begun this book with reference to a family wedding. it seems quite reasonable to close with recollections of Eunice and Stan's big day. Their wedding took place at The Registry Office in Sheffield, otherwise known as the Wedding Cake, because of its shape and function. Just prior to setting off Stan discovered that a new battery which was in the boot of the car had tipped up spilling acid all over. So dressed in his best he set to, to clean it, but being in goodtime, they arrived on time. (Stan is well known for allowing plenty of time. It is rumoured that he used to allow fifteen minutes to get from the bedroom to the bathroom just in case). Just in case of what, no-one seems to know. However, since his retirement life has taken on a quieter and more relaxed aspect. Following that slight digression, and getting back to the wedding, dad hadn't quite as much time to spare and much to mum's horror they ran out of petrol. Quite a disaster as it was pouring with rain. They left the car on yellow lines only to discover later on that he'd got a parking ticket. But the day was not yet over, back at the house later, mum bent down to pick up some confetti, only to discover to her detriment that in fact it was some glaze from a chipped cup. The confetti warranted three stiches at the Northern General.

Conclusion. I had intended for the last piece about Eunice and Stan to be the end but feel a resume of the family would better close the book. I have covered, if my maths is correct, six generations, or a period covering about one hundred and twenty years. The family has produced people with a wide variety of skills: Nail maker, engineer, architect, actress, teachers. In the distant past Dad sold insurance, worked in a Pawn shop, and much else. My own daughter is a full-time horse rider. Ernest was an undertaker and also owner of a chip shop. Albert a skilled saw smith. And myself? Oh, I almost forgot the little person who started it all. The working-class cleaning woman who wouldn't use cracked pots, also known as Little Granny, or Mum, without whom none of this would have been possible.

So, that`s all folks. I hope that you`ve enjoyed my book as much as I enjoyed writing it. A lot has happened since I wrote this so perhaps I ought to put pen to paper, or at least fingers to keyboard and bring you up to date with events back in the UK.

No doubt I`ll be posting something in near future. Chris.

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sassy59

What a wonderful and very interesting take Chris. A fascinating family that lots of things happened too. More to come I see…..can’t wait! Xxxx❤️

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clematis5932

After just reading two of your posts, I am now going to find the previous ones. Thank you so much.

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LissacFrance in reply to clematis5932

If you would like a full copy, let me have your email address and I`ll send it over. Enjoy your evening, Chris.

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wxyz101112

Hi Chris,I don't look at the sight much but happened to read the end of the escapades of the day of the wedding ect which I very much enjoyed.Hopefully you will write more as I found it cheered me up in a funny sort of way.Thank you.Maureen

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LissacFrance in reply to wxyz101112

Cheering people up is always good. If you would like a copy of my book, send me an email and I`ll be pleased too forward a copy. Have a good day, Chris.

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wxyz101112 in reply to LissacFrance

Hello Chris,I would love a copy of your book my email is hanover02@hotmail.co.uk Thank you very much .Maureen.

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Izb1

Thanks Chris, it has been good reading x

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Souielouie

brilliant, looking forward to the next instalment . Thank you 😊

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LissacFrance in reply to Souielouie

You might have to wait awhile for next instalment, I`ve not written it yet!

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Souielouie

no worries I’m a patient person 😊

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Stratos20

Yes more please LF 😘

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Alberta56

That's a lovely conclusion. xxx

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