Mrs B has been off chocolate for Lent and i truly admire her amazing willpower and dedication.
She has been salivating like a Labrador outside a butchers this past week and counting down the hours until Easter Sunday.
Myself and the kids have bought her some Easter eggs and Mrs B knows exactly where they are but her willpower is holding firm.
To pay her back for mocking my lockdown haircuts and hiding my Merlot i really want to move the stash to a new location but the general consensus is this may be a tad too cruel.
Advice please as i don’t want another fat lip!