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Would this be too cruel?

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Mrs B has been off chocolate for Lent and i truly admire her amazing willpower and dedication.

She has been salivating like a Labrador outside a butchers this past week and counting down the hours until Easter Sunday.

Myself and the kids have bought her some Easter eggs and Mrs B knows exactly where they are but her willpower is holding firm.

To pay her back for mocking my lockdown haircuts and hiding my Merlot i really want to move the stash to a new location but the general consensus is this may be a tad too cruel.

Advice please as i don’t want another fat lip!

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sassy59

If you value your life Mrb, leave the chocolate stash exactly where it is. 😂🥰🐣

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mylungshateme in reply tosassy59

🤣😂🤣😂 good advice!! X

Nonsense! Send it to me and I'll send you some ointment for your fat lip. 😁

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sassy59 in reply to

Cheeky Don 😂😂😂😳🤭xxx💖

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jackdup in reply tosassy59

I think that should be “lippy” Don 😊

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madonbrew in reply to

Brilliant Don!

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madonbrew

Hide the stash and see if you spot her secretly hunting for it!

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Annie31

I have a fridge magnet that has an old lady sitting in a rocker holding a shotgun - it says "back away from the chocolate if you know what's good for you"!

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corriena

Leave well alone. Well done her lent ends on good friday not easter sunday 😄😷

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Mrbojangles in reply tocorriena

“Can you tell Corriena i love her” she has just screamed as she’s dashed into the kitchen to grab the stash.You better be right!!!

😜😜😜

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madonbrew in reply toMrbojangles

🤣🤣🤣

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corriena in reply toMrbojangles

Yes its definatly good friday as we can have hot cross buns and bread is forbidden during lent 😊

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teenieleek

What did you give up for Lent? Compassion, empathy, your will to live,😂? Don’t you dare hide the chocolate!

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Kristicats

Parting a female from chocolate may earn you much more than a fat lip young man!!

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Snackjack

It would be cruel to move it, she is doing better than me I have no willpower where chocolate is concerned. She deserves her chocolate having given it up for Lent.

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Mavary

You may not survive the day if you did that.😄🤣😂

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Ergendl

Like Mrs B, I was off chocolate and other sweet things for Lent. Wow, how sickly sweet tasted the first mouthful of my Easter egg yesterday after lunch.

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