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Mrs. Harris visited a surgeon to be examined for her pain. The surgeon looked her over and said, "You need an operation."

Mrs. Harris thought it over and then said, "I'd like a second opinion."

"O.K.," replied the surgeon. "You don't need an operation."

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Little Johnny visited a neighbour's house.

"Can I see your trap?"

"What trap? I don't know what you mean," said the neighbour.

Little Johnny replied, "The one my Dad says you can't keep shut.

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More please from our B.C lady..............skis and scruffy x

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Oh... you know not what you ask for! Much more where that came from.😁 I will be happy to post more.

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πŸ˜ƒgreat!

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