Locked out.

[2greys]

A bloke is sitting by his car at the side of the road looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is.

"I've locked myself out of my car." replies the man.

"That's not a problem," replied the passer-by, "Step out of the way, and let me have a look."

The motorist is a bit perplexed, but reckons there's no harm in it letting the man try. So the passer-by turns around, and rubs his legs slowly up and down the driver"s door. Suddenly, the lock opens and the man turns and opens the car door.

"That's amazing!" says the motorist, "How did you do it?"

"It's easy," replies the pedestrian, "I'm wearing khaki trousers."

[RoadRunner44]

I like that one!

[Snackjack]

Very good.

[CDPO16]

Must be having what my hubby calls 'a brain fade morning'. Took me a while to work that one out!

[madonbrew]

Hahaha 🤣 That one’s funny!

[Gladwyn]

😂😂😂

[Kristicats]

🤣was about to ask you to explain 2gs 😂carkey.

[Angelagone]

Oh dear, took me a moment to get it.😂😂😂

[Annie31]

Haha!

[Aingeful]

😂😂😂

[Fircone]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Collienut]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SquirrelsHolt]

Yes another good 'un 2greys 😂😂.

🐿🌈😷x.

[Shirleyj]

😂😂😂😂 good you see you back on form x

[watergazer]

😂😂

[watergazer]

😂😂

[Offcut]

Oh dear ! But did make me smile all the same

[Alberta56]

Where do you get them from?

[Lyd12]

Good one greys! Isn't language a funny thing?

[majji]

I enjoyed that 2greys, thank you