I came to live with my boss Don
And I'm very glad I did
But at the time I had in mind
To make another bid.
I wanted to be Toby
For a Punch and Judy man
And travel all around world
In a Punch and Judy van
I'd wear a frilly collar
Looking very smart
And do a bit of acting
I'd be a proper tart.
But it's turned out for the better
Travelling with my chum
I wouldn't have been too happy
With that stick shoved up my bum
😂🤣😂🤣 love it Don! Midge definitely made the right choice. Stay cool. 😎🌞🥰
So funny Don and true Midge couldn't have a better boss.😁
Luckily I was not drinking a cup of tea whilst reading this little gem Cap'n - or I might have inhaled it . . . priceless!
So funny good start to the bank holiday!
Ah, lovely giggle first thing in the morning as usual. Twinkle wanted to be a film star's pooch but didn't fancy being carted around in a handbag.
ROFL! Oh my goodness you really got me with that ending Don - brilliant and 12 out of 10. 
xx
That's a great one Don very funny .
A proper tart 😄😄 haha
The last line so funny ......well done 💕X
Yet another good one, Don how do you do it, your very funny x
Ha ha Don I don’t know where you come up with these ideas but you certainly make us laugh 😂😂😂
Morning Mr.D. and you've done it once again( or rather Midge has done it)...✨🌟✨"It's A Classic" ...🏆⬅ is the "Classic Rhyming Cup",awarded to those who continue to brighten up people's lives with a rhyme or. witty anecdote.
Midge currently holds this title,and it is open to all members,who maybe have the knack of putting humour into verse form.
Can anybody help me with idea's or- is it a monthly title,or possibly a daily title of a super rhyme comes along. Also, need it always be rhymes as other witty posts could also be included so that we've a wider spectrum? All ideas very welcome or tell me if I've gone over the too really?
Calm down squirrels keep your head on
Tis just some madness from our friend Don
The sun rises early in the west
And when it does he's at his best
He doesn't need a cup ot prize
I doubt there is one of sufficient size
And Midge who really writes his stuff
Would surely bugger off in a huff 
x
Oh dear, that's just blooming typical me ...... Too much time spent on my Fire thingy and I do honestly look forward to Mr.D's posts!
Certainly didn't want to scare the chap or indeed Midge and also the girls who accompany him in the camperwagon!
And i thought squirrels were into nuts now i know it's Fire thingy tablets x
No nuts are our staple diet but there's little wrong with taking bits and bobs from elsewhere to keep the Squirrels Store Cupboard,fully stocked up in anticipation of our colder months!!
😂😂😂😂😂 well done Midge 🐕 Xxxx
J don't blame you Midge, you stay with the boss and be happy.
Wonderful Don.
Priceless Don. Made my day
Good one Don x x
Just saw this one Cap'n which really made me laugh, thank you!!! (particularly as I have been in bed all day).
Worried - by Midge 🐶
Persimmons pack plenty of nutritional punch.
