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Punch & Judy - by Midge

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I came to live with my boss Don

And I'm very glad I did

But at the time I had in mind

To make another bid.

I wanted to be Toby

For a Punch and Judy man

And travel all around world

In a Punch and Judy van

I'd wear a frilly collar

Looking very smart

And do a bit of acting

I'd be a proper tart.

But it's turned out for the better

Travelling with my chum

I wouldn't have been too happy

With that stick shoved up my bum

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sassy59

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ love it Don! Midge definitely made the right choice. Stay cool. 😎🌞πŸ₯°

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Pantani

So funny Don and true Midge couldn't have a better boss.😁

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majji

Luckily I was not drinking a cup of tea whilst reading this little gem Cap'n - or I might have inhaled it . . . priceless!

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Haciendaβ€’ in reply tomajji

Ha Ha. My Coffee is all over my Key Board, Thought of a stick !!!! xxx

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soul-123

So funny good start to the bank holiday!

Ah, lovely giggle first thing in the morning as usual. Twinkle wanted to be a film star's pooch but didn't fancy being carted around in a handbag.

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hypercat54

ROFL! Oh my goodness you really got me with that ending Don - brilliant and 12 out of 10. :D xx

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Kittykat2

That's a great one Don very funny .

A proper tart πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ haha

The last line so funny ......well done πŸ’•X

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Izb1

Yet another good one, Don how do you do it, your very funny x

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Patsy164

Ha ha Don I don’t know where you come up with these ideas but you certainly make us laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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SquirrelsHolt

Morning Mr.D. and you've done it once again( or rather Midge has done it)...✨🌟✨"It's A Classic" ...πŸ†β¬… is the "Classic Rhyming Cup",awarded to those who continue to brighten up people's lives with a rhyme or. witty anecdote.

Midge currently holds this title,and it is open to all members,who maybe have the knack of putting humour into verse form.

Can anybody help me with idea's or- is it a monthly title,or possibly a daily title of a super rhyme comes along. Also, need it always be rhymes as other witty posts could also be included so that we've a wider spectrum? All ideas very welcome or tell me if I've gone over the too really?

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skischoolβ€’ in reply toSquirrelsHolt

Calm down squirrels keep your head on

Tis just some madness from our friend Don

The sun rises early in the west

And when it does he's at his best

He doesn't need a cup ot prize

I doubt there is one of sufficient size

And Midge who really writes his stuff

Would surely bugger off in a huff :) x

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SquirrelsHoltβ€’ in reply toskischool

Oh dear, that's just blooming typical me ...... Too much time spent on my Fire thingy and I do honestly look forward to Mr.D's posts!

Certainly didn't want to scare the chap or indeed Midge and also the girls who accompany him in the camperwagon!

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skischoolβ€’ in reply toSquirrelsHolt

And i thought squirrels were into nuts now i know it's Fire thingy tablets :) x

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SquirrelsHoltβ€’ in reply toskischool

No nuts are our staple diet but there's little wrong with taking bits and bobs from elsewhere to keep the Squirrels Store Cupboard,fully stocked up in anticipation of our colder months!!

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HungryHufflepuff

Definitely made the right choice there Midge πŸ•

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pegbl

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ well done Midge πŸ• Xxxx

J don't blame you Midge, you stay with the boss and be happy.

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Jomo46

Wonderful Don.

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kpm346

Priceless Don. Made my day

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Shirleyj

Good one Don x x

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majji

Just saw this one Cap'n which really made me laugh, thank you!!! (particularly as I have been in bed all day).

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