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Power - by Midge ๐Ÿถ

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My man Don once had a job

Where people called him Sir

That was many years ago

So I then wasn't there

Now he has to do as told

What a come down that must be

When I tell him In a morning

Get up I need a wee.

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and Midge ๐Ÿ‘ด&๐Ÿถ(๐Ÿ˜‚-sorry but i couldnt resist the emoji of a man in his senior years. Never meaning to offend you. ).

Isn't Midge just so clever to have picked up on the rhyming writing, let alone to be able to use paws for the keypad.! So very very clever. Weve tried with our Hazel ๐Ÿ• but alas its just not working. I think she has a lisp because when she tries to rhyme, suffice to say an awfull lot of swear words or inappropriate words appear. Perhaps as she's a rescue dog who came from a really bad place, she cant help herself if you give her a keypad and vents out all her frustrations.?

Good rhyme so thank you dear Midge and also for giving your master a day off!!!๐Ÿฟ

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Jaybird19โ€ข in reply toSquirrelsHolt

After the previous discussion I thought that midge was using a stylus and that in the Don household and that was why they were always disappearing

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Jaybird19โ€ข in reply toSquirrelsHolt

That message sbout midge and a stylus went before it was ready to go . Had not finished editing . Should have used a stylus !

What do I wrong.!

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skischool

Arise Sir Don the lady said placing sword upon his shoulder

Her newly knighted Master Po could not have been more bolder

The court's corgis and his little dog Midge were suitably unimpressed

They were wary of this fella even though he was smartly dressed

After many years he fell from grace and now he's not so brave

And it came to pass that little Midge had now inherited a slave. :)

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Dammit!! This skischool kid is making it look so easy! I'm going to get my coat. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿงฅ

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

This emoji free skischool kid is dependant on his Master in providing the building blocks.unfrock yourself at once. :)

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Room for a little one Don? (4ft 8ins) I can't write such hilarious stuff so I'm off as well. "underneath the arches". :-O

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skischoolโ€ข in reply to

You too Poems,with your class and style are going nowhere

Lots of it was written when you had no hair

Ski's will just muck around,it's just a game for me

I'll leave it to the experts cos we get your stuff for free. :) x

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sassy59

Midge your amazing, keep on rhyming and donโ€™t let Don forget how great you are. Xxxx

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WheezyAnne

Ha,ha,ha, very good.

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Oshgosh

Well done Midge

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Shirleyj

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