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(Apologies if this is where I saw it first - Im losing track these days.)

Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.

Trump said I need one. I'm the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!', takes one and jumps.

Boris said 'I'm needed to sort out Britain'. He takes one and jumps.

The Pope said 'I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.' He takes one and jumps.

Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting." The 10 year old replied: "Don't worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."

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RoadRunner44

Oh Great!,, Love it !

I love that one. 😂👍

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Kristicats

😂

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CDPO16

Pity really, he was going to have the coronavirus outbreak in the USA sorted by Easter. 😉

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sassy59

Very funny Jean. My friend in the USA would appreciate that. Xxx😘

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Kittykat2

😊👍💕x

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cofdrop-UK

😂 Just spluttered out my cuppa. Brilliant 02 Thank you.

cx

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garibaldon

O2. Luv it. If only

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Bluenotes

Love it .

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hypercat54

Brilliant! x

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stillmovin

😂 if only... oops, did I really say that? 😬

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skischool

I have seem similar but it is still brilliant Jean,thanks for sharing the chuckle. :)

Ski's and Scruff's x

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joyce74

Brilliant

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Lyd12

Thank you for that laugh, thats a good one! .

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watergazer

Love it O2 XAnita

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Sops

Sat here and howled, thank you,

Sopsx

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Jaybird19

Thanks for laugh . If only.......

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Izb1

Omg thats so funny, thank yiu x

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Gladwyn

Brilliant!!!! 😂😂😂

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