Yes it really is blue sky, no wind that's a relief, and the sun is shining brightly, what more can we ask for ?
Well isn't it exciting to day is polling day I would like to think that after the votes the country will be up and running and there will be nothing to worry about any more, every one will be happy and have every thing they need and that will be the same for the rest of the world as well, but that will only happen if everyone goes through the wardrobe into Narnia, if not its back to the same old world.
A bloke and a woman are involved in a really bad car accident and both cars are a right off, but both drivers are not hurt at all which is amazing. "So your a man and I am a woman" the lady states WoW just look at the cars there is nothing left to speak of but we are unhurt, this must be a sign from God that we should meet and be close friends she said.
Flattered the man replied "I agree with you completely it must be a sign from God." The woman continued "And look another miracle both cars are demolished but this bottle of wine in my car is untouched and did not break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man , he nods in agreement opens the bottle and drinks half of it, and hands it back to the woman.The woman takes the bottle puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man. The man asks "Aren't you having any?"
"No I think I will wait for the police to arrive".
Never under estimate the power of a woman.
Enjoy the sun if its with you if not that's a shame only joking have a good day. xxx Fred
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Beautiful morning here too. Sunlight dappling through my canes and sunlight pouring into my sunhouse. Heaven!
Right Narnia! Think we are all going to be joining you there today. A sea of well people at their best, laughing and giving. We all need to sing in one voice 'We have a dream'. What a party!
Loved the joke Fred. Stay well and have a great day. xx
Agree Sara if only it would be that easy to solve all the problems in this world but its not going to happen other than in our dreams, but maybe one day. Have a good day and sit for a while in your sun house. xxx
Hi Fred, it certainly is and gives you "that glad to be alive feeling" even though been in Hospital again for 24 hours. Itchy rash so had to have blood test for red and white blood cells, plus sodium levels have dropped lower that last week. Oh well Consultants appointment next Tuesday see what she says.
Morning Suzy been for another holiday have you, the red's fighting the white's , yes they have to keep an eye on that, I also ended up in for a few days for the same when I was on chemo as when that happens it leave you open to catch every thing that's going. Pleased you are home anyway love and I am sure the Consultant will have good news. Keep smiling your doing great. xxx
Promises to be a better day today, yesterdays wind was damaging, ripped through our big Horse Chestnut trees leaving grass covered in leaves and flowers from them. Hope to get to our polling station, it used to be very near to us but they have moved it further away now, bit of a nuisance.
Yes we are the same loads of leaves and blossom every where will have to get the broom and rack out I suppose looking at my neighbours garden they have all come into mine, aren't I a lucky man. lol
Yes voting day I have to go to a porta cabin in the grounds of the local football club will go down this afternoon some time. I am fine thanks Iris hope your the same or even better :).
love the joke, lol. Its a bright day here too although still cold and the snow has finally disappeared from our hills, so it must be summer, or is it spring? Not sure, as we don't seem to have had a spring yet. lol The daffs did come out through the snow though, so that must have been it!
I love the Chronicles of Narnia tales, and wouldn't it be great to have a wardrobe like that.
Hope your tests went okay yesterday, and good luck with your op.
Thanks Huggs it seems you have a mixture of seasons up there lets hope that the summer arrives a bit early and is in no rush to leave. Yes Lyn and I have a magic wardrobe straight through to Narnia you are welcome to come and join us anytime, just close your eyes and there you are. Have a good day loads of hugs on there way. xxx
You are right about the weather, 4 seasons in one day, but funny that there is always more of winter than the rest. lol It does mean we have to have a lot of clothes though, but we don't mind that. ha ha
Years ago I actually went sleep walking and was found in the wardrobe fast asleep by my bemused ex.. lol
Wouldn't it be great if such a wardrobe existed, but I love the underlying message of Narnia.
Hope you have a great day, and of course its polling day too.
Sunshine and showers here this morning Fred and the wind has dropped thank goodness. Looks like it might be a nicer day today.....that's if it stops raining. lol
Morning Lyn saw the weather report this morning and thought of you as it said that we were fine but there were showers over Wales but clearing late, just when later is they never said. Do you have to travel far to your voting station, mine is only a short distance away down in Coombe Valley by the football pitch. Hope it drys up for you and then have a good day maybe out and about with your camera, stay safe and enjoy. xxx
My voting station is just down the road Fred. So I did that first thing this morning then went over the lake to check on the swan. She's had six little cygnets and there are two eggs left. So I'm going back over later when the sun's not so harsh. The sun tends to blow out the details of the feathers....not good photographing swans in bright sunlight. I've got some nice images already though. Enjoy the sunshine. xxx
Thanks for that I went and did some bit and pieces early on then went and voted, both local and main election, so that's both of us having done our duty as they say. How lovely that the mother swan has got six little ones with another couple on the way, looking forward to seeing the end result if you allow. Been down to Kate's and weeded the pathway for her as its to much for her to do as needed to us a hoe as some were rather a struggle to get up, but all looking nice and tidy now, but plenty more to do. Looks like we are in for rain soon. : xxx Fred
When you say use the pool properly does that mean up to your knees lol
sorry that's naughty. Please you are getting lovely weather and also keeping busy helping people again sewing away. If I am correct you are coming home this weekend aren't you ? Stay safe speak again soon. xxx
I love this joke, it,s wicked. Sun out here, the wind has dropped. may get to walk to polling station. I ned the exercise, yesterday i was reduced to walking my steps up & down aisles in supermarket. We always like to have a wine and watch theresults come in but I reckon i may be too tired.... Love Margaret x
That was a good move ,yes never underestimate the power of a woman ,you got it,ha ha. Now that made me laugh. Anyway today is a new day,tired yesterday it was right off, today walking fast lots of energy,only thing is its cold ,I wanna walk along the beach today,wait til it's warmer,oxy assessment .tomorrow, I bet I don't need it,but there are times when I do. So we will see if they are kind to me this time,last time we didn't get on very well,they had a habit of shouting when talking,lower your voice I'm sensitive to noise and I'm not deaf!! That didn't go down to well. Anyway I'll try not to annoy anybody today,keep quiet. Have a nice day missing you already.x
You make me laugh Colours in the nicest possible way, I can just hear you about them shouting and you saying "I AM NOT DEAF", for some reason some people think if you are getting older you are going deaf. Have a good day and be gentle to people. Love Fred xxx
Hi Margaret keep walking got to get those steps in, I can not be bothered to wait up and see the results of the poll I wait till the end as I can do no more than cast my vote where I believe is the right place, oh well time will tell. Have a good day. xxx
It's lovely here to Fred, I'm in the process of packing everything up for a move tomorrow, do not recommend moving, stress levels through the roof, and taken by surprise by the massive sense of loss, however your jokes are great, today's one made us laugh instead of rowing, so thanks for that, enjoy the day xxxxx
Come on medow settle down now, if only it was that easy, they do say that moving is one of the most distressful things we have to put up with other than health that is. But pleased that I got you having a laugh instead of a row. All the best with the move. xxx
just in time for bed! A day late and a dollar short ... That would be me. I really loved that joke! Lol 😂👍 That was a good one. Very beautiful day here in Jersey.
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