"Why is your tummy so big?" he asks loudly
"I'm having a baby," she replies
"Is the baby in your tummy?" he asks with big wide eyes
"yes it is," she says
"Is it a good baby?" he asks with a puzzled look
"Oh yes, a really good baby," she replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks, " Then why did you eat him?"
Brilliant!
Glad you enjoyed it Mavary! When I checked it earlier it seemed like the last line had been omitted, and it did not sound correct, because it was the punch line.! I thought I had done something wrong, but it seems ok now. hugs xx
Kids a ? Reminds us of a little snippet we happen to over hear from a little lad about five who was with his mother doing the " penny for the guy " routine & him saying to his mother " we should knock on the door of drunk people as they give out more money ? Kids A !!!!!
Kids, yeah. They can get you into all kinds of embarrassing predicaments. Just like animals. hugs xx
Whoops, I didn't mean to imply kids were like animals.!
Out of the mouths of babes! That was a goody,enjoyed it txs! xxx
very good thank you x
Oh dear! I hope mum could explain we don't eat babies any more!!!
Good one!
Children! Unpredictable amusing and honest. Absolutely unaffected by political correctness and able to see and say it as it really is. Nice one hugs.
I liked this one too. There is a simple but funny innocence to it. Glad you enjoyed it and have a Happy Easter. More importantly keep well. hugs xx
love it huggs keep them coming
I will do my best! Glad you are enjoying them. I have posted quite a few, but I still have some up my sleeve.! hugs xx
Why Six.
Hi Ho and away we ho :)
The Push.
Chuckle time 
