I can not walk now very far
My joints are all worn out.
I live near sea and sandhills.
Where I used to run about.
I had a bright idea.
Where I might do that again.
On a mobility scooter,
That can tackle all terrain.
They cost a lot of money
So I hired one at first.
So if it did not work out,
I'd not lose much at worst.
It had a basket on the front
Where Midge my dog could sit
She isn't really very big
So she would easily fit.
When it arrived it looked so tough
I was sure it would be fine.
I tried it out myself at first
Midge can come next time.
I headed for the golf course
Across which is the sea.
It was so exhilarating
It filled me full of glee.
Then I hit the sandhills
And the bumps began to start
The darn thing has no seat belt
I thought that we would part!
I'm glad that Midge isn't with me
With my sore and aching hips
If she had been in that basket
She would have ended up as chips!
The man came to collect it
And send it on it's way.
Midge and I are still around
To fight another day.