Gracefully I rise up,
Whilst sitting in the chair.
I bought it for my dear wife
Who could not use the stair.
She is no longer with us
Lung cancer took it's toll
I kept it here for when I'm old
To maybe play a role.
I really shouldn't use it
The exercise does me good.
But I'm so often tempted,
After steak and kidney pud.
(That's if Midge hasn't pinched it first!)