Questions that haunt me!
Can you cry underwater?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'..... but 'it is only a penny for your thoughts'?Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured hamctually have?
Why is that people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,why is there a stupid song about him?
Richard
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Learn more Very good as always
Lynne xx
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If memory serves me right there was a penny once a penny in the amerrican currency, but i could be wrong, heres some others, why was a shilling called a bob, and a two bob bit called a florin ? Or the irish call a pound a punt, i always thought that it was one of them there things you poled up the thames with your loved one on a tete a tete hmmmmm! Nowt like colloquilisms
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Thank you very much Lynne
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Hidden 11 years ago
Cheered me up
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Thats the way ,a laugh a day
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Hidden 11 years ago
Hello, I think I know the answer to the pizza box, square boxes of the same volume stacked take up less space than round boxes; or, stack more compactly?
The coin one has intrigued me too so I looked it up: "the United States one-cent coin, commonly known as a penny, is a unit of currency equaling one one-hundredth of a United States dollar"
So, putting your two cents' worth in is more than giving a penny for someone else's thoughts! The things that amuse us eh! George
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Brainbox -
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I have no qualms with that comment
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
Cleverclogs ! Now who thought up that odd word and whatever does it really mean ?
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I'll accept a pizza that!
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Why is a 'Half Crown' called half when it is whole?
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Hidden 11 years ago
And if a tree falls down in a forest and no one hears it does it make a sound?
Bev x
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
No
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
I disagree. It still makes a sound whether anyone is there to hear it or not
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I didn't hear it lol.
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If you go down to the woods today>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Can we agree to disagree,silently?
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I didn't hear that.
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There was an old lady from Wales
Who found a tree full of tales
She cried what can I do
Then without more do
She sent it to King of Coctails
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I have received it .lovely thank you
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Last time I was drowning I think I cried but nobody noticed .lol
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Did the water level rise with the the tears you shed.
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It wasn't the tears that caused that. LOL
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Is that a WEE joke?
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Hidden 11 years ago
You can't count your hair.
You can't wash your eyes with soap.
You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze.
You can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue in you silly people. lol
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Clever little!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i am confused
jan
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No change there then! Oops
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Another good one.I look every night for your post.It really cheers me up after a bad day.
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That's the name of the game,keeping hecter smiling.
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Hidden 11 years ago
Just remembered another one
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish to God he would go away!
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Hidden in reply to Hidden 11 years ago
I remember (and love) this too. x
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Memories are all you!!!!!
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Oh dear,that's creepy!
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