When saying would you like me
To do this thing for you?
You don't expect the answer.
"You can if you want to."
That seems to be the answer
That you will get these days.
What happened to "yes please, no thank you"
Replaced by modern ways?
I might well not want to
But I'd do it just the same.
Doing them a favour,
To use it's proper name.
Now they've gone and made it look
As though the favour is on me.
So now I say "Don't want to"
And turn around an flee.