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a little chuckle for Sunday afternoon?

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A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.

The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.

During the night, man woke & asked "Sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"

"I've a better idea" she replied, "Why don't we pretend we are married?"

"Wow what a great idea!" he said.

"Good" she said,

"Get your own blanket yourself, you lazy bastard!"

xxxx :D

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squeeza

Hahahaha love it :) xx

made me laugh Thank you xx

;)

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libby7827

She definitely wasn't a dumb blonde! Ha ha!

Another cracker ;p

Chuckle? I choked on a wine gum ..... teeheehee :)

Sandra x x

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scrobbitty

Thanks peeg - sat patiently waiting for a funny blog - bless ya :)

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sillywitch

Made me smile :D thanks

xxx

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Decor

Just love it can't stop laughing

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Lynne1955

Love it!

Lynne xx

Brilliant x x x

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phillips1

Made me laugh with that one Peeg. Well done

Bobby xx

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chellshock

Very good i like it :)

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KingoftheCocktails

People always laugh at the oldies,I did

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peege

Phew!

Glad you enjoyed it as much as I did - I was expecting a telling off for using a B word!!!

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appyalison

Loved it. Thank you peeg :-) Alison

Great one!! xx

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limbobimbo

Brilliant x

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