I'm wondering what it says about us...the knee-jerk reaction to the imbecile who shot the lion I mean...
From throwing him in a dank prison cell to death of a thousand cuts, we vent our spleen...helpless to do anything other than let rip...hastily camouflaging the more descriptive words which could cause offence...
We aren't bleeding heart liberals...just ordinary people distressed and saddened by the totally needless death of an animal in a country far away.
Did you sit down last Sunday to a proper roast dinner? Did you baste a chicken while it sizzled in the oven and remember not everyone likes the stuffing.
Perhaps you sat down last night and ate a pork chop with apple sauce...there was a special offer on at the supermarket...too good to pass by.
If you are lucky enough to have grandchildren coming to visit you, maybe you take them to MacDonald's for a burger and fries...won't hurt...just this once.
You always buy organic meat? That's alright then...doesn't follow that your organic bacon rashers came from a free-range pig rooting about under the trees in a forest you know...organic or not, it'll have had its teeth clipped and its tail docked...its mother will have been confined to a crate...she won't have wallowed happily in a sty. And she won't have had sex with a boar either. They are milked of their semen...after they've been teased with a young sow that they can't get at...then the breeding sow will be impregnated with the pig version of a turkey baster.
Just because the label says Free-Range and Freedom Food...doesn't mean that your pork chop was given a dish of food in his yard surrounded by familiar scents and sounds while a kindly man shot him neatly and swiftly in the head...
He'd have been put into a crowded lorry with hundreds of other pigs and delivered to the abattoir...frightened half witless by the sheer amount of noise and commotion...squealing and screaming while being hit with sticks to go into the killing area by people hardened by their working conditions...pig welfare the very last thing on their minds.
You see...I doubt you could afford to buy proper free range pork. Pigs reared out in the open on organic foodstuff...bedded down on clean straw rather than slatted metal floors...killed swiftly and cleanly by a small slaughterhouse run by people who care for the animals welfare.
If commercial pigs have a rough time, then think about chickens...eggs often have a label stating the hens are free to roam...except they don't. There might well be a field outside their shed but they won't venture through the pop holes to explore...
Beef? I can't go there.
Being meat free doesn't make you a lentil eating hippy wearing sandals...
From the eversohumble macaroni in a cheese sauce to stuffed sweet peppers...to a seriously delicious nut loaf...thick vegetable soups and fresh bread...grilled Goats cheese and a leafy salad...the internet is full of ideas for meat free meals.
You see, I fully understand the outcry over that cretin who shot the lion...he wasn't hungry enough to eat Cecil...the animal wasn't rushing towards him, teeth bared, and he felt his life was under immediate threat...
But don't make the mistake of imagining your dinner has had a good life...don't think...even briefly, that because you've paid a bit extra for 'organic' that the slice of cow you're tucking into was killed swiftly and humanely after living a life free of suffering...
You can't spit venom at that man for killing a virtually defenceless creature if you sit down this evening to tuck into sausages and mash.