A Fairy Tale For Lungies

[Alberta56]

Mr. Wolf was feeling hungry

And he was thinking big.

'What I'd like for dinner

Is a nice fat juicy pig.

There's a stupid pig who lives nearby

Has built his house of straw.

It won't be long before he finds

Me knocking at his door.'

The pig said 'I won't let you in.

I am not such a clown'

Wolf answered, 'I've no option then.

I'll blow your house right down.'

He huffed and puffed and puffed and huffed,

But the straw house still stood sound,

Until the wolf all breathless fell

Exhausted on the ground.

A wolf with bronchiectasis*

Is a sorry sight to see.

He don't deserve it but I feel

A little sympathy.

Next day the sad wolf packed his bags,

And sought for pastures new.

He needed food and Ventolin,

So he went to live in a zoo.

* or emphysema- they both scan

Hope some of you like it, even tough it's trivial xxx

[sassy59]

I like that Chris. A wolf who ran out of puff, oh dear! Thank you and enjoy your weekend. Xxx

[djbctla]

😂🤣😂🌺🥰🤗🤗🤗Bernardine original such a great take on the fairy tail

[Donald_1931]

Trivial? TRIVIAL?? Quite the reverse. It shows that though many of us on here suffer from adversity of one sort or another we can still maintain an upbeat attitude. In my book that is very, very important and you post did just that Chris. 😂 xx

Too late he realised his big mistake

And the lions enjoyed their wolfie steak.

[Alberta56 in reply to Donald_1931]

I think it would have been all bone and gristle. 🦁🦁🥴🤢

[Donald_1931]

I bet lions consider those the best bits 🦁🦁

[Alberta56 in reply to Donald_1931]

No wonder their teeth stay so strong.

[Karenanne61]

🤣🤣🤣

[helenlw7]

I love it! Thank you

[Thepainterswife]

Brilliant ! Original and funny Alberta ! 😂 xx

[Threecats]

Love it Alberta😂 A creative mind is a very fine thing to have, nothing trivial about that at all!

[Morrison10]

Thanks for good poem to start my day! Best regards, Jean x

[winterwalker01]

brilliant! X

[1947Mags]

thanks Chris first laugh of the day, got to be good.

[Nula2]

🤣 pleased for the little piggy but can't help feeling sorry for the wolf - hope they look after him in the zoo! 😉xxx

[Alberta56]

Don thinks he walked into the lions' den- bad mistake. 😥

[Mooka]

Love it. Read this story to my grandson this week. I think like your version better 🤣

[watergazer]

love it!! X

[Izb1]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣xx

[Alberta56]

I'm honoured to be treated like Ski treated you. I was trying to provide a bit of fun. Dear Ski. Still miss him. He was so good at cheering us up. So are you- don't blush. Personally I don't mind if the wolf provided the lions' dinner- it would save the lives of a lot of domestic animals. I wonder how Scruffy Cat's getting on. xxx

[Donald_1931 in reply to Alberta56]

I’ve still to learn when to keep my mouth shut, Chris. 🤷‍♂️ xx

[Alberta56 in reply to Donald_1931]

No you haven't. I was not offended honest. xxx

[Cloudancer]

Wonderful -really enjoyed it!

[slram]

Funny!!!!!

[dunnellon]

You and Don teaming up is so much fun!

[Alberta56 in reply to dunnellon]

We all need a bit of fun in our lives- can't have too much. Thank you for your kind comment. xxx