Well here we are again and the sun is shining brightly, lovely blue sky with those little powder puff clouds. So a bit later I will take the bus, with my bus pass and go into town and take a short walk along the prom and then sit and watch the waves coming, in very relaxing, its a bit early for an ice cream so will settle for a newspaper and then the bus ride home which only last about ten minutes at the most.
Then I will sit and look at the kitchen and think soon I will be ready to tackle you, but not just at the moment so you are safe because once I do start there will be no stopping. Right than what about this one a bit silly but it amused me, but the again I am easily pleased.
One hot summers day a young blonde lady (other coloured hairs are available) came into town with her dog, which she tied up to a tree in the shade and went into the restaurant for some lunch.
A short while later a police man came into the restaurant and asked who owned the dog outside.
The young lady said it was hers, "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said, "No way, she replied its in the shade of the tree".
"No you don't seem to understand, it needs to be bred."
"My dog doesn't like bread and I fed her before we came out" she replied.
The exasperated policeman said "No you still do not understand, your dog wants to have sex."
The blonde young lady looked at the policeman and then said "OK than go ahead, I ways wanted a police dog."
Have a nice day everyone no offence meant if you do not like the above. xxx Fred
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Very funny you don't have to be blonde to get it!! Yea enjoy it's too short not to enjoy .a bit chilly but later will be hot, I'm getting sun tanned ,choice every minute the suns out. Off to my mums then call at the beach on the way home, lots of food,ok enjoy your day.lots of love.Bonnie x
Bonnie you make me chuckle the way you write your replies, hope your mums alright and that the sun stays out and hot for you whilst you are laying out there on the beach getting browned all over, have a good weekend. Fred xxx
Sounds nice Fred, watching the waves. Can I come?? Your very close to the beach? Your really lucky... Jersey beaches are so packed with people. I don't even care to go.
Morning Ruby yes I am only a 5 minute walk to the beach but its alright going down as I live up a long hill its the coming back now that's the problem walking I can do it but have to have lots of stops so its easier with the bus. As for crowds I expect it will be busy but most visitors go in the area of the pier where as I go down the far end towards the railway line where its quieter. Speak again soon I hope. xxx Fred
Don't see your answer on my holiday post😊 come visit my post and tell us what your up to and your fav holiday! We could use your smile over there, as always.😊
Hi Fred, isn't it just Fred, all the better that summer is a coming, no offence at joke Fred, its funny, but you know, it could have been a dark haired policewoman , from the vice squad, disguised by a blonde wig.... Oh to be by the sea, sounds great. Enjoy your day but don't get to tired.
Good Morning Fred😚😘😁 I'm glad the sun is shining over you today, perhaps you could send a ray or two over here!🌞 I'm hoping to get a little bit of gardening done today if my little puppy will let me lol he was attacking my big yellow rake yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing!
Have a lovely little outing, it's lovely down your way, wishing I could join you! Hugs huff xxxxx💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙
Kate's dog Bella loves to attack the rack, broom infact anything on a stick type handle its almost impossible to work with her there. I have asked for the sun to arrive with you by midday xxxx Fred plus a hug x
Lol....a very good sunny morning to you Fred. I'm gardening today. I think the risk of frost has now passed, so I'm off to the garden centre to get my plants.
I would love to sit in the garden, read my kindle and listen to the birds but that's not going to happen it is dull and quite cold here today so I am still waiting for the sunshine.
Hi Fred. Lovely morning here too and warm as well! Hope you leave that kitchen for a while yet and just enjoy your weekend. It's supposed to be good or so they tell us.
Excellent Fred and made me laugh out loud (lol!) Where do you get all these great jokes from? I have been very busy trying to get Pete to take things easy so I have my work cut out for me. The stimulator is not working properly so we will have to tackle the rep on Tuesday. Pete is getting some relief but cannot find any programme on the programmer! Never mind, we have a long weekend now so nothing can be done until Tuesday. All good fun.
Take care Fred and keep smiling. No rushing to do that kitchen now! xxxxx
That's what they call sod's law things go wrong on a long weekend, I hope that Pete is able to get some relief as its a long time till Tuesday, and tell him to behave and relax a bit. Try and take things easy as you will not be going far this weekend.
I will be making Pete behave and relax and really waiting a few more days is not too much of a problem as he has waited 9 months from the trial stimulator to the real thing which I think is terrible.
Thanks for your wise words Fred and take care. xxxxxx
Afternoon Fred! I hope you enjoyed your walk by the sea - sounds really lovely. Gardening for me today - have just cut what is laughingly called "the lawn" - if it wasn't for the weeds, it would be bare soil 😀😀😀😀. Enjoy your weekend and definitely leave that kitchen for a while longer 😊😊. Jan xx
Jan I had a lawn like that but instead of mowing it I lad slabs and know just use a pressure washer. Rather a lot of people around which is good for the town, make the most they say we could all get rain tomorrow. xx Fred
Oh Fred, where do you get them from? I'm not a "natural" blonde, so I'd never be offended at your jokes (even if I were.) Keep 'em coming, lovely to know you're feeling better. Hope you enjoyed your walk. XX
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