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Wishing Fred well, and as he says, we must keep smiling ...

A seriously ill man is lying in his hospital bed on a ventilator. the man's family and the hospital chaplain gather round to comfort him. the man gestures for a pen and paper, writes a brief note, hands it to the chaplain and passes away. the chaplain reads out the man's dying words, 'Help, your standing on my oxygen tube.'

Iris x

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hufferpuffer

:D :D :D so funny! thank you, I'm sure Fred will love that one! Have a lovely day Iris, hugs huff xxx

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rubyred777

Good one Iris.....😁😁

xxx👍👍

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201251

Hi there. Stay well Fred and hope you're back on soon. You are my daily tonic ! Loving thoughts always. Kath xx

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Jolyn

Lol...good one Iris. lol. Yes, we miss our Fred when he's not around. I hope he's not in too much discomfort. :-) xxx

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helingmic

Oh dear Lydia, what shal we do with you! I'm gasping ... with pleasure! :-)

That may me chuckle so did hubby when I shared it with him, nice one, Joyce

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Nikkers

Great one. Love it! :-D :-D

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huggs

Love it Iris, had me laughing out loud. I will be keeping it and sharing it around, so thanks for posting it.

hugs from Huggs xxx :)

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Lyd12

glad it gave a few smiles. Im not taking on Fred's job, just filling in while we are missing him lots. Love Iris x

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