a man answers a knock on his front door. Outside is a six ft ladybird which proceeds to head butt him, kick him in the crotch, and stamp on his head. the man wakes up in hospital where he describes his ordeal to the doctor. 'You're the sixth case like this we've had in today', says the doctor. 'There's a rather nasty bug going about'. Iris x
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Very good lol
Nice one will look out for it iris i don't want it lol x
I think I must have had that bug Iris.
Very funny Iris and just what I need right now. Thanks for that. xxxx
thinking of you and Pete and wishing you well for tomorrow. Hope Peteand you are not feeling too stressed, try and focus on the positive end result, not easy I know. Very best wishes, Love Iris x
Good one! ;d Thanks Iris x
Love it xx sonia xx
Nice one! Thanks for giving me a smile xx
Well done - a classic!!
I don't think I'll ever look at a ladybird in the same way again? XX
yes, and when the doctor says theres a nasty bug about, try not to laugh!
a groaner but I like it ha,ha, thank you xx
Fun which I shared with some church friends!
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