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a man answers a knock on his front door. Outside is a six ft ladybird which proceeds to head butt him, kick him in the crotch, and stamp on his head. the man wakes up in hospital where he describes his ordeal to the doctor. 'You're the sixth case like this we've had in today', says the doctor. 'There's a rather nasty bug going about'. Iris x

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barney55

Very good lol

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nannymag63

Nice one will look out for it iris i don't want it lol x

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Lyd12 in reply tonannymag63

Watch out for those nasty bugs, not always so easy to see! iris x

I think I must have had that bug Iris. ;-)

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sassy59

Very funny Iris and just what I need right now. Thanks for that. xxxx :)

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Lyd12 in reply tosassy59

thinking of you and Pete and wishing you well for tomorrow. Hope Peteand you are not feeling too stressed, try and focus on the positive end result, not easy I know. Very best wishes, Love Iris x

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sassy59 in reply toLyd12

Thank you Iris. Will be leaving soon for Southampton. Wishing you well too. xxxx

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butter-fly

Good one! ;d Thanks Iris x

Love it xx sonia xx

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Lynda1952

Nice one! Thanks for giving me a smile xx

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rubyred777

Lol!!! 😀 😀

Good one Iris !

😊😊 xx

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Tetrazzini

Well done - a classic!!

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Nikkers

I don't think I'll ever look at a ladybird in the same way again? :-D XX

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Lyd12

yes, and when the doctor says theres a nasty bug about, try not to laugh!

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DecD

Nice one, Iris ! Another one I can add to my clean collection.

Dec

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undine

a groaner but I like it ha,ha, thank you xx

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helingmic

Fun which I shared with some church friends!

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