I am up and away in the morning.

[holly17]

Right doing as I was told by Lyn and sending a note tonight as off to the hospital in the morning for a check on the new pipe work they put in when I had an aneurysm of the aorta a while ago. At the moment I have no idea what the weather is like outside at the moment as its dark its strange it gets like that at night, has anyone else noticed that.

Guess what... Yes this blonde rang 999 screaming "Help me my house is on fire"

The operator said "Calm down lady I need some information from you"

Again the blonde yelled "Help me my house is on fire".

Please calm down lady how do we get to your house, he asked.

The blonde replied "Dub .... In that big red fire engine of course."

Right I am off to bed after Vera has finished so keep the noise down when you all come up. Oh in case some of you are wondering who Vera is, she is a detective on telly. Speak on Tuesday, keep smiling.

xxxxxFred

[megannell]

"Fred!!.... Good Luck my friend thinking of you......:)....xxx Megan."

[RibvanRey]

Good night and good luck for tomorrow.

[Hidden]

all the very best for tomorrow xxxxxx

[Hidden]

Good nite sleep tight fred 😴 and all the best for tomoz xx Sonia xx

[Jolyn]

Lol...good evening Fred, I was watching Poldark. I hope it all goes well for you in the morning, I'll be thinking of you. The weather forecast for tonight is....it will be dark with occasional street lamps. lol Sleep tight Fred. xxx

[medow]

Hope all goes well tomorrow Fred xxxx love the jokes by the way

[megannell]

"Hahahahaha!!..joyln..That did make me laugh...hahaha!..Megan."

[Jolyn in reply to megannell]

Giggle...lol

[cofdrop-UK]

Good luck for tomorrow Fred. cx

[Moi62]

Hope all goes well for you Fred. Will be thinking about you . Moira x x x

[hufferpuffer]

Have a good sleep Fred, and have a good appointment and shop, sweet dreams xxx

[Photogeek]

Good Luck. Lol. Like that joke too.

Hannah

[O2Trees]

Peaceful sleep tonight fred, and best of luck for tomorrow.

Will be thinking of you, xx

[etch45]

Good wishes for tomorrow Fred, sleep well love. Sheila xx

[1968]

Good luck, hope all goes well for you. Keep us posted. David1968

[DozyDormouse]

Goodnight and good luck for tomorrow x

[Suz01]

Thanks for your good wishes Fred. Seems we are both getting poked and prodded today. Good luck see you tomorrow. Suz xx

[peterjones]

good luck fred im sure everything will be ok matey peter jones queensland Australia thanks for the joke

[Hidden]

Best of luck tomorrow Fred,loved the joke,& I also watch Vera over here in Oz! xxx

[Suzy6]

Thinking of you Fred, good luck. Love Suzyxxxx

[knitter]

Hi Fred, it's a lovely new day and I hope all goes well for you

[Hidden]

Oh Fred how do you remember them all? Big smile on my face to start the day. Xx

[rubyred777]

Good luck to you Fred.😊

Leave them laughing tomorrow!

Will be thinking of you😀

Love Rubyxxx

[katieoxo60]

Good Luck For today Fred try and catch up with you Tuesday xx

[redted]

All the best for today Fred, it is going to be a beautiful day here in Leicestershire,once the fog has cleared,the Sun is trying very hard.

[Hidden]

The best of everything Fred - thinking about you. Lots of love TAD xxxx

[Hidden]

Good luck Fred and I hope you can get to enjoy a nice lunch out once you have had your check up. Xris

[Lyd12]

Hope the day goes well Fred, enjoy the shopping !

We watched Poldark, and before that I watched Code of a Killer on catch up. enjoyed that. Part 2 tonight.

Nice and sunny here so washing will get a good airing. achey from too much gardening! Love Iris x

[Bliss2]

Hope it all goes well xx

[FarmerD]

Good luck Fred,hope it stays warm for your visit.D.

[jimmyw123]

hope all went well fred, best of luck my friend,,,

,jimmy

[butter-fly]

Didn't see this post until now Fred but how thoughtful. Hope all went well today but I guess you'll tell us tomorrow. Well I hope you will. xx

[holly17]

Hi there folks I have returned after being poked and prodded and jelly belly scanned, and told right all pipes seem to be working well, I said that I would rather you told me that all the pipes are working as expected, which nearly raised a smile but not quite.

It was really hot in the city and it seemed that the rest of the world decided to go there shopping so that bit was cut short, and we drove to Kenton village and had lunch there then came home. So that's that side sorted for another year. Thank you all for the lovely wishes xx

Right a true Naval story. In the days when war ships used cannons, the cannon balls were stowed on wooden boards with holes in them just smaller than the cannon balls, these boards were called monkeys. On shore the same thing was done but they were stowed in brass holders, as brass does not rust but there was a problem being ashore they cannon balls were exposed to the weather conditions and when they froze the cannon balls decreased in size and fell through the holes in the holders, hence the saying, It was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Now if you don't believe me look it up honest. xxxFred

[Jolyn in reply to holly17]

Ha haaa...well I wondered where that expression came from. Glad it went ok today Fred and that all those pipes are working for you.

I've just come home from an evening out with two very good friends. We had a lovely meal at the Harvester. Chat in the morning. xxx

[Hidden in reply to holly17]

lollollollollollol so funny

[Hidden in reply to Hidden]

ps so happy your pipes are in order

[hufferpuffer]

Good news on the pipes Fred, I am pleased😀 could it really be true about freezing balls, I know they do shrink when they are freezing lol! 😀 hugs huff xxx

[holly17 in reply to hufferpuffer]

I think our huff is being a little naughty , but I do like you lol hugs to you huff xxx

[Hidden]

Wonderful news Fred - have a good nights sleep and Ill look forward to your morning jokes. Jan xxx

[holly17 in reply to Hidden]

Thanks Jan see you in the morning xxx