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Two snowmen were in the garden when one speaks to the other and says " Can you smell carrots?"

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Mmmmmm very good Lol

That's sad offcut lol. X Sonia x

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Luckily, its all in the way you smell um eh' offcut. :) :) :) Happy New Year to ya!!

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:) same to you

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Our snowman complained that he got coal dust in his eyes

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Could been worse if he was a addict on coke

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offcut not much worse though mate keep em coming peter jones queensland Australia psp sufferer

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Guday to you and have a great new year!

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THANKS MATEY AND G'DAY TO YOU TO

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:D :D smell carrots lol :D all the very best offcut have a very happy new year ,,jimmy :)

p,s someone was selling a melted snowman on e bay [ive been told] it was a jar of water,, wonder if anyone bought one,, thats true off cut , hardly believable i know lol :D jimmy :)

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So much is unbelievable but turns out true! Just recently a guy sold bent extendible aerials to the Iraq Government as bomb detectors. You would of thought they would of trialled them first?

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:D :D it beggars belief lol ,, jimmy :)

Oh dear Offcut, and then?? Xx

Happy New Year Offcut. Xx Sonia xx

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