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In his ecstasy.

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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,then

backwards, forward then backward again, back and forth, in and out ......... she could feel the sweat on her forehead, and it trickling down the small of her back.

She was getting near to the end. Her heart was pounding, her face was flushed. Then she moaned, softly at first, and then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted ....... Okay, Okay you smug bastard ! " Yoo park the car !!

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Wendywoo78

Good one Malk - I can never park the flipping car if my hubby is watching, lol x

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pergola1

Malk - you are wicked. I was thinking 30 shades of grey and .... xx

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would that be a book !! Ha Ha Read the one about the Trucker just sent it . Malk.

Well MR malk, ( typical man joke lol ) I can park my car all on my own 1st time, this to me sounds more like a man hoovering to me lmao. Funny though. x Sonia x

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undine

lol very good - sexist but very funny - thank you xxx

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