deathbed confession

[jimmyw123]

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband old Tom, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. The warm tears splashed upon her face and woke her from her near death slumber. "my darling tom " she whispered.

"Hush my love" he said .

But she was insistent."I need to confess something to you".

"There,s nothing to confess , don't worry yourself" old Tom said tenderly.

"No, no -i must die in peace. I have been unfaithful to you with your father, your brother and your best friend." she croaked pathetically.

"Hush now, Becky" - dont torment yourself,

"I know all about it" old Tom said,

"Why do you think i poisoned you"

[Hidden]

Brill. Karma eh. X Sonia x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

worth a wee laugh sonia jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL still laughing LOLLOLLOL so funny

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

ha ha, glad you had a laugh eyes jimmy

[casper99]

Hahaha, loved that one Jimmy. xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to casper99]

thanks casp, a wee laugh never did anyone harm

jimmy xxx

[Hidden]

Brilliant! cough x

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

worth a wee laugh cough :D,, jimmy xxx

[peege]

Haha, did you make that up yourself Jimmy? Lovely to see you xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to peege]

i have to be honest peeg,, no but i did re-arrange it a bit to suit :D, thanks peeg xxx

[Hidden]

it was difficult to type I was laughing so much, brilliant

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

lol

[mustcarryon]

aaagh. Trust you jimmy, brilliant. xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to mustcarryon]

jimmy xxxx

[James48]

Ha ha! nice one

[jimmyw123 in reply to James48]

nice to have a laugh sirjames, thanks,, jimmy

[jeanielee]

Tee Hee

[jimmyw123 in reply to jeanielee]

jimmy

[undine]

very good lol thank you xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to undine]

thank you undine xxx

[Dragonmum]

Nice one Jimmy. I have a similar one but this time it's the guy breathing his last.

Mary and her four sons are gathered round him, three strapping lads and a runty little fellow.

He says " Mary, I'm going but for my peace of mind, tell me honestly" and he looks at the runt "Is

he really mine?"

"John, I swear to you on my oath, he is your son"

The old feller smiles and floats peacefully away. Mary pats his hand, wipes her eyes and murmurs to herself

"Thank God he didn't ask about the other three"

[jimmyw123 in reply to Dragonmum]

ha ha ha,,, a cracker drag, mum just seen it now ha ha ha,, jimmy

[James48 in reply to Dragonmum]

Fantasstic ha ha ha!!!

[jimmyw123 in reply to James48]

jimmy

[Hidden]

Ha Ha, Good one Jimmy, not heard that one before. Malk.

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

thanks malk,, hope all is well,,jimmy

[Hidden in reply to jimmyw123]

Thanks jimmy hope you are well also. Just trying to make our site family feel a little better in life, after all we suffer with this C.O.P.D Malk.

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

glad to hear that malk,, yes trying to make the best of things, thats what its all about really, a wee joke helps us all

take care malk,,jimmy

[Hidden]

That's horrible....and really funny!

[Hidden]

That's horrible...and really funny!

[Hidden]

Very funny...horrible though...lol!

[jimmyw123 in reply to Hidden]

three laughs for the price of one thanks vashti

[Suzy6]

Absolutely brilliant jimmy, good to see my wee jovial jock back in full fettle. xx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Suzy6]

thanks suzy,,, your wee jovial jock,,,, is blinken sore :D,,, hope all is well suzy,,, jimmy, xxxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to Suzy6]

ah bless you suzy,, hope you get back to full fettle, as i know your unwell at the moment,, thinking of you suzy,,, love jimmy xxx

[qbjb]

xxx

[jimmyw123 in reply to qbjb]

thanks qb ,,, jimmy xxxx

[Grannyapple]

Funny