The woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible
I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
He replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."..............And that's when the fight started....
good one nikkers peter jones queensand Australia psp sufferer
Hi Peter, nice to meet you. Never occurred to me that there would be anyone still on line tonight - it's midnight here. Guess it's tomorrow there - if you know what I mean? Take care. 
Falling about.....lol...lol
And there's yet another night surfer! Lol. XX
That cheered me up no end Nikkers. Thank you. XX
You're welcome. XX
Ho ho Nikkers, alas its all to true! Xx
Lolol! Good fun! xxxx😁😁😁😉
SICK
A brave man or just stupid, good on Nikkers xx 
Lol good one xxx
She did ask 
oh i just nearly choked on my coffee reading that.
I love your jokes but the bit i love most is how you always add on the end....................""and this is where the fight started""....it gets me every time
Every time i feel low i read your jokes........thank you thank you thank you x x x x x
I have so many of them Mandy, but have to try to limit to 1 a week, because this is a health site after all. I'm pleased that I'm not the only one with a "daft" sense of humour! Keep laughing.......it's good for you. XX
Well i for one would certainly be happy to have more than 1 a week i dont often have much to laugh about so keep them coming x
Well I'm going to contradict myself Mandy as theere are a couple of quickies that I'm going to add in a few minutes - while they're still fresh in my mind. Hope you like? XX
wELL DONE NIKKERS . YOU ARE CORRECT IN LIMITING THEN TO ONE OR TWO, SOME MEMBERS DONT LIKE THE JOKE SIDE OF POSTS, AS FOR ME LIFE IS TO SHORT NOT TO HAVE A SMILE AND A LAUGH, WE SUFFER HARD AND LONG SOME DAYS, WHY NOT ENJOY IT WHILE WE CAN.
Good one nikkers! I have actually got the cartoon version of that joke and it never fails to amuse me. Keep em coming. lol
hugs from Huggs xxx
Bet she didn't take the compliment Ha Ha
I think the humour on this site is what keeps me going. Great to have a laugh. Thanks Nickers KaytieJJ x
Extraordinary. I had to share this with 2 friends from church! Loves it!
ROFL!
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