Little Red Riding Hood went to visit grandma. She took her basket in and found her grandmother huddled up in bed. She said hi grandma here are the apples and pears you wanted. Why are you in bed on this bright summers day? 'I'm not feeling well' said grandma. 'Oh you poor thing it must be why your eyes are so big said LRRH'.
"'And why are is your nose so big? 'Has it grown in the night'? grandma pulled the covers off her and stared at her 'Oh' said LRRH 'Why is your mouth so big'? The wolf opened its jaws wider and wider and reached for the girl to eat her all up.
In rushes Tom, the woodcutters son. 'I will rescue you' he cried!
'No need' said LRRH - reached under her cloak,pulled out a gun and shot the wolf dead.
A few weeks later Tom sees LRRH again - she is dancing and spinning with delight. 'Do you like my new cloak'? she asked. Tom said 'Yes its very nice'. 'Oh thank you' said LRRH.
'I made it out of wolfskin. I took the pelt off that old wolf and it makes a lovely cloak!'
Thats is a proper pc version. ...
Bev xx
You're tale rocks, and you'll certainly get the backing from the gun lobby, not too sure about animal rights though... 
A gift for Grandma. 
A Fairy Tale For Lungies
Poetry yet again
Its good Friday
