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Weekend Wit -Just a quickie ! hope the weather not causing too much discomfort- Enjoy

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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling”, he says, "Your parents have come over to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom Hope you don't mind ?

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coastal1

Brilliant .

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qbjb

Ouch lol

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nannyb

still laughing, good one nannyb xx

Oooops! :d x

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Oh dear. One shouldn't always think the worst ! :)

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Suzy6

Oh dear So funny.

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Nikkers

Nice one!

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undine

whoops - lovely thanks xx

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undine

whoops - lol - thanks xx

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