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A bit of a Blonde.

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."

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Mavary profile image
Mavary

I like that one Cornish Brian. I'm so glad I'm not Blonde. I couldn't stand the competition. Very funny!

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phillips1

Ha, ha, I enjoyed that one Brian. It just proves that wimmin know which side their bread is buttered. lol

Bobby

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pergola1

What's this with blondes!!! I am salt and pepper but a very funny joke.

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silversurfer

Really funny, glad I'm a redhead (fading a bit now) :)

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undine

clever girl - no dumb blonde there - and of course her 'lover' is younger and more handsome than her friend's lover ha,ha

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