Q. What is the proper age to get married?
A. 84- because at that age, you don't have to work any more, and you can spend all your time loving in the bedroom.
A. Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm gonna find me a wife.
Q. What do most people do on a date?
A. On the first date they just tell each other lies, and that gets them interested to go for a second date.
Q. When is it ok to kiss someone?
A. You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR.
A. Never kiss in front of other people as it would be a big embarrassing thing if somebody sees you. I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.
Q. Is it better to be single or married?
A. It gives me a headache just thinking about that stuff. I'm just a kid, I don't need that kind of trouble.
Q. Why does love happen between two people?
A. I think you're meant to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't meant to be so painful.
Q. What is falling in love like?
A. Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
A. If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.
Q. What about good looks in love?
A. It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm as handsome as anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
Opinions on Love.
I'm in favour of it as long as it doesn't happen when the Simpsons are on TV
I'm not rushing
into being in love. I'm finding 4th grade hard enough.
How a person learns to kiss.
You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the better of you.
It might help to watch soap operas all day.
Q. When is it ok to kiss someone?
.A. Its never ok to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That's why I stopped doing it.