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Wuthering if I've gone too far.

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Brian the dinosaur was hanging around one day happily munching some Jurassic plants when he spotted his friend Charlotte.

He wandered over to where Charlotte was sitting and was shocked at what he saw.

"Charlotte!" he said, "what is that you're holding?"

Charlotte looked up from what she was doing and smiled. "It's a pen," she said.

"A what?" asked Brian, for he had never heard of such a thing.

"A pen," repeated Charlotte. "A quill pen, made from a large feather from one of my feathery dinosaur friends."

"What is it for?" asked Brian.

"It can be used for making marks on a piece of paper," said Charlotte.

Paper, of course was something else that Brian hadn't heard of, so she had to explain that as well.

She then went on to explain what she was doing with marks she was putting on the paper: "I'm writing a story. A novel, in fact. A romance novel," she announced proudly.

"A romance novel?"

Charlotte tried to explain more, but Brian just couldn't understand.

"Why on earth would you want to do that?" asked Brian, "you're a dinosaur!"

"Ah yes," said Charlotte, "but I'm not just any dinosaur..."

.

.

.

"I'm a Brontësaurus."

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SquirrelsHolt

Boom, boom !! 🐿🌈😷

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sassy59

Love it! Thank you 😀😂😀

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Annie31

Squirrelsholt said it all! Ha!ha!

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Katinka46

Love it.

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Osha

Happy days 2greys

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Blackbird8

I'm calling you a taxi time to go 😂😂

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2greys in reply toBlackbird8

I'll put my coat on :)

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Blackbird8 in reply to2greys

And your cap ☺️

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2greys in reply toBlackbird8

I trust the driver has a white coat?

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Blackbird8 in reply to2greys

Of course and your coat has a big zip up the back it's very trendy 😂

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leo60

😂😆😂 xx

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pegbl

I'm speechless. 😂😂😂😂

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teenieleek

At the risk of being labelled a smart****, I saw that coming with the name Charlotte. Still funny though. You’ve hit a good seam.

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Kitchen8

Lols

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Aingeful

😂😂😂

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Margaret_craft

Nice one 2greys.😂😂

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watergazer

🤣🤣

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peege

🤣😂🤣

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ninelives

Love it

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dunnellon

The 'Wuthering' is as funny as the punch line!

🙃

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Nicholatracy

OMG, I started smiling as soon as I saw the title. Nice one 🐞

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