Talking about doctors...

[Lyd12]

One for the road, Fred, and anyone in need of a smile.

A woman goes to the doctor to get some medication for her elderly husband.

She is given some pills and is told that he should take two every Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday and skip the remaining days in the week. A month later the woman returns to tell the doctor that her husband has died of a heart attack. "I don't understand it" says the doctor. "His heart hasn't bothered him before. I hope it wasn't a side effect of the medication." 'Oh no,' replies the wife. "The pills did him good, it was the skipping that killed him."

iris x

[butter-fly]

Nearly choked on my cornflakes Iris!

[Lyd12 in reply to butter-fly]

thats what comes of multi-tasking! iris x

[Hidden]

Great!!! Now to eBay to find a skipping rope!!! Xx

[Lyd12 in reply to Hidden]

Now dont overdo it, Tadaw, many a true word spoken in jest! Love Iris x

[Sheilab123 in reply to Hidden]

Tad if its not to late can you make that two? xx

[Lyd12 in reply to Sheilab123]

Now who is that skipping rope for, may I ask?

[Sheilab123 in reply to Lyd12]

My hubby of course! All joking aside he is wonderful really....xx

[Sokrackers]

Bravo Lyd

That was hilarious!

I am just composing myself after an unlady like splurt of tea everywhere.

Keep them coming

SK

[Lyd12]

Oh Sokrackers, glad I tickled your fancy, so to speak! Its nice to know someone else shares my sense of humour. Hope you are doing OK. Love Iris x

[Sheilab123]

Good one Lyd! xx

[Jolyn]

He heeeee....love that one Iris...lol xxx

[Hidden]

Whoops, better give up the skipping then....lol

[Hidden]

brilliant lyd, can't wait to tell everyone that one, xx sonia xx

[rubyred777]

Lol....😂😂

That was hilarious Iris !

Could use a couple more like that.

Skipping rope anyone? 😊

😀 xxx

[Lyd12]

Hope Fred will catch up on this one when he gets out of jail.

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo an operation. shes laid on a trolley and wheeled into the corridor.

The nurse leaves her outside the operating theatre and goes to tell the surgeon shes ready.

a young man in a white coat comes over, lifts up the girls sheet and examines her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. the second man comes over and performs the same examination. then a third man comes over and lifts the sheet. the girl loses her temper. 'Are these examinations strictly necessary, ?' she complains. 'Ive no idea' replies the man. 'We're just here to paint the ceiling'.