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~~~Shopping with the wife~~~~

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.........................Christmas shopping.....

A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, '' Honey ,you remember the jewellery shop we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I told you I would get it one day ?''

The wife chocked up and started to cry and said. ''Yes, I remember that jewellery shop.''

He said, ''Well I'm in the bar next to it.''

KOTC

(The above has no bearing on KOTC and his wife, he would never promise to buy her something!!)

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dall05

Were you working in that bar in Nottingham King, mixing up new a Cocktail called, "Armored Plated Force Shield" something that might come in handy when the wife walked through the door. Ha Ha.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply todall05

OUCH ! Tony

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hufferpuffer

Haha! every time I go Christmas shopping it's me that ends up in the pub being refreshed! maybe I'll see you 'shopping' this year :D XXX

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tohufferpuffer

You never no know who you might meet hufferpuffer

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junespoon

Will join the pair of you.X

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojunespoon

Do I feel a xmas party staring junespoon

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junespoon in reply toKingoftheCocktails

On the drums!!

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Lurcherman

Cracker KOTC

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toLurcherman

I'll keep pulling them for you Lurcherman

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undine

lol - thank you KOTC - I remember now why I never married ha, ha xx

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