~~LAUGH-ALONG~~SING-ALONG~~with ADVENT 12

[KingoftheCocktails]

..........................................ADVENT 12

Once upon a time there was a king in Lapland called Rudolph. He had bright ginger hair so his people called him Rudolph the Red.

Now Rudolph the Red was bad-tempered and argued a lot. He gave his poor wife, Gertrude the Green, a terrible time. No matter what she said he had to argue.

One winters day Gertrude the Green looked out of the palace window and said, ''Oh dear, it's snowing again. You'll have to clear the footpath before mother comes to tea.''

''Humph!'' Rudolph the Red grunted. He didn't fancy shifting snow and he didn't want Gertrude the Green's mother coming to tea.

''That's not snow. It's rain !'' he argued.

''But it's white and fluffy and drifting.'' Gertrude the Green tried to tell him.

Rudolph the Red hid behind his newspaper and snapped, ''It's rain.''

Gertrude the Green knows snow, darling !''

Yes retorted her husband. ''And Rudolph the Red knows rain ,dear !''

'' What a great title for a song!'' Gertrude the Green exclaimed.

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~~SING-ALONG

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer had a .........

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~~IT'S A CRACKER

Doctor,doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas

Dr: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia

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KOTC

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

[hufferpuffer]

O my! KOTC you tickled me! I feel a little Christmasy after that one, lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Thank you, twelve days to go tomorrow o dear! xxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to hufferpuffer]

It is getting to you now hufferpuffer as you say 12 days to go tomorrow

[helingmic]

I bet you hang jokes on the Christmas tree!

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to helingmic]

My Christmas tree is a joke ! helingmic

[pergola1]

Chortle, - Happy Christmas, KOTC.

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to pergola1]

You to pergola1

[katieoxo60]

He,He, He Happy Christmas KOTC hope santa sends you some jokes for Christmas. Hope you are well

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to katieoxo60]

Thanks katieoxo60.I am beginning to feel better

[KingoftheCocktails]

We'll chortle along with a joke and a song salsa

[Mavary]

Oh No! Claus to Phobia. Rain Dear. Loved it. You've got me singing Rudolph The Red nosed Reindeer now! Ha! Ha! X

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Mavary]

I have succeeded,join the choir Mavary

[Hidden]

Poor old Gertrude what a life that must of been soon be Christmas and that cheered Rudolph up

Ali

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

I guess so Ali

[Hidden]

That was a real beaut! Happy Xmas King,to you & your wife xxxx

[KingoftheCocktails in reply to Hidden]

Greetings to you and yours as well Wendells